ZCCMB

Moria to Miami bitch.

I think Lil Wayne is an ok rapper but sometimes, like his sense of style, he tries to wrap a piece of dog shit in a red ribbon and sell it to us. This look he’s rocking, we’ll call the ZCCMB, is sure to be a hit with fans that have no intention of ever having sex and the blind. It pains me to say Lil Wayne has lent his questionable fashion sense to his new clothing range TRUKFIT or ‘The Reason You Kill For It’ launched late 2011, a skater/ street wear line inspired by his upbringing in New Orleans. Oh yeah Mr. Young TuneShit is also a skater now, unfortunately he’s as much of a skater as Birdman is Tony Hawk’s twin brother.Weezy is also creative director of TRUFIT and has compared his design process to the way he freestyles in the booth.  So a good t-shirt would go something like “I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed through the pencil and leak the sheet of the tablet in my mind cuz I don’t write shit cuz I ain’t got time...”  If that’s anything to go by he might as well make his t-shirts out of 2-ply. But to be totally honest the t-shirts and caps look pretty good but I feel like the designs aren’t far off from what we’ve seen from Ice Cream, BBC and Kid Robot.  That’s all good but if I see any kids that are close friends or family with their feet wrapped in wads of toilet paper rocking the ZCCMB look in a mall I’ll be forced to slap the F-Baby out of them.

Check out the gear at https://www.trukfit.com/.

I'll get you bitch!

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Dudes gets struck in the chest with a taser and still has time to make threat like it's all good. I wonder if he got that bitch he was talking about.

"I can't believe you're sober"

The statement that is sure to lead to a meaningless conversation filled with awkward silence and smiles as fake an SABC board member’s credentials. I don’t totally blame people that say this to me; I have been known to dabble in the fine art of sauce artistry on many occasions, but it’s no way to start a conversation.                                                                                                                               

Drinking and partying just go hand-in-hand for the majority of us and unfortunately so does losing cell phones, car keys and relationships in some cases. I have actually come to the conclusion that cell phones, socks, and relationships and ex Jam Alley presenters all disappear to the same place eventually.  I’m not the type to get aggressive and lose my mind when I drink so there are definitely other factors at play. We’ve all seen those guys that are just naturally aggressive and drinking only adds fuel, really overpriced fuel, to the fire.  Guys have been known to start a fight because another guy looked at his girlfriend, although there are those guys that will stare at a girl with the intensity of a morbidly obese guy watching reruns of Cake Boss. I fortunately only subscribe to the drink-and-be-merry and occasionally lose personal belongings crowd.                                                                   

But back to the disappointment caused by my sobriety. I think social networks are also partly to blame for random profile pictures and avatars’ deciding it’s ok to start a conversation with a statement that’s almost as offensive as Rihanna’s vocal range. People are bound to get comfortable with you if you let them in on your thoughts and activities all day on the various social networks available. I still have to wonder about those people with habits far worse than drinking that have turned their bodies into a biochemical hazard that would make Chernobyl look like a McDonalds Play Place. They are still able to approach me in a club and say “OMG Geeza I can’t believe you’re sober!” while I just smile and nod when what I really  want to say is “I can’t believe you’re alive” which isn’t mean at all considering the fact that the last time I saw such people they were up to their eye balls in Columbian marching powder.